Because with how this month is going, why wouldn’t I open the bread this way?
Hey Nick/George/BRTE thanks for buying the bread here. (The red sale sticker is a dead giveaway).
AMAZING PRICES
One Coconut Water - 11 floz - 3/$2.00
OR
$4.99 for a case of 12!!!
The moment when you realize the strawberries in the sign you just installed look like butt cheeks…
Not sure why these weren’t here before but now we got em’
Andy Capps Hot Fries - $0.99
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Remember that Simpsons episode when Mr. Burns loses his factory, and he goes grocery shopping for the first? He chooses that Dracula cereal because it looks like him. Basically this happened to me with this soup. (Taken with instagram)
Damn, our super secret merchandising strategy has been discovered!! Back to the drawing board…
(Source: zombiebaby, via hallekiefer)
Stark, hard-hitting editorial commentary.
Ellio’s Frozen Pizza - 2/$5 (thru 4/12)
Expert Advice; Eat all the crispy edges first, then the rest. Its the only way Ellio’s should be eaten.